catastrofe:

dream job

condesces:

what do we say to the god of death?

not today *sets difficulty to casual*

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hockeychickchat:

#ItIsOctober
shatterstag:

2005 is flashing before my very eyes
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gnumblr:

visiting your animal crossing town after months of not playing

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21347 ♦ 1 hour ago

wawasari:

HELLO UNIVERSE I AM READY FOR GOOD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO ME NOW!!!!!! 

7659 ♦ 1 hour ago

shadowgorawr:

lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird” 

259555 ♦ 1 hour ago
gunshowcomic:

really fucked up that night of sleep
You can’t make me apologize for this joke!!! I shan’t!!! *swings out window on chandelier* 



PATREON! + BACK!  
PINOCCHIO! + STORE!

the-real-jeff:

Never forget the REAL skeleton war

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thesylverlining:

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

Fitzgerald got so fucking lucky with this metaphor

602286 ♦ 1 hour ago
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